DO NOT EAT SEVEN ICE CREAM CONES IT IS *NOT* A GOOD IDEA. I REPEAT, DO NOT FUCKING EAT SEVEN ICE CREAM CONES IN A ROW, YOU WILL DEEPLY REGRET YOUR DECISION.
IF YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE A BAD BITCH WHO DESERVES BETTER OK OK
someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life
Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door
"i hope no one dies"
we did it
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.